Pepsi Pulls the plug on the AMP UP Before Your Score Iphone Application (Desperate Dudes Dreams are Crushed)

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Tired of looking forward to a night out with the ladies, only to wind up scuttling home clutching nothing more than your limp ego?

Oh, yes you are.

Introducing AMP UP BEFORE YOU SCORE—a handy, free app from AMP Energy that’ll change your game and raise your expectations.

AMP UP BEFORE YOU SCORE is a roadmap to success with your favorite kinds of women—24, in all.

Here’s how it works:

1. Identify Her Type

Got your eye on a girl, and aren’t sure how to get started? Pick out her profile, flip the card, and study up quick with a cheat sheet on the stuff she’s into, with lists, links and some surefire opening lines. (Surefire to what, we won’t say.)

2. Keep a List

Get lucky? Add her to your Brag List. You can include a name, date and whatever details you remember.

3. Brag

You got it? Flaunt it. Keep your buddies in the loop on email, Facebook or Twitter.

Here’s who you get:

Artist

Aspiring Actress

Athlete

Bookworm

Businesswoman

Celebrity

Cougar

Dancer

Foreign Exchange Student

Goth Girl

Indie Rock Girl

Married

Military Girl

Nerd

Out-Of-Your-League Girl

Political Girl

Princess

Punk Rock Girl

Rebound Girl

Sorority Girl

Treehugger

Trouble

Twins

Women’s Studies Major

"I love Pepsi as a Business for its infrastructure and the way they do things but this here was a ridiculous mistake, but I guess even the people on top mess up and make ridiculous business mistakes sometimes."

Posted By: Earnest Streeter